Random pieces of life

alicee-marinaa:

maxinata:

penis-hilton:

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

the last one was an orgasm

holy shit

watching this felt so good

alicee-marinaa:

maxinata:

penis-hilton:

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

the last one was an orgasm

holy shit

watching this felt so good

(via monalisasmiled)

pixxie-vixx3n:

unforgivingplace:

I am fairly convinced that Red Pandas are not real.

I JUST LOVE THEM SO MUCH

(Source: larsofcydonia, via monalisasmiled)

peachfruits:

summersinthesky:

WHY IS THIS BUNNY WEARING A BACKPACK? WHERE IS HE GOING TO GO? WHAT DOES HE HAVE IN THIS BACKPACK?

it’s his 1st day of school wish him luck

peachfruits:

summersinthesky:

WHY IS THIS BUNNY WEARING A BACKPACK? WHERE IS HE GOING TO GO? WHAT DOES HE HAVE IN THIS BACKPACK?

it’s his 1st day of school wish him luck

(via monalisasmiled)

aravenhairedmaiden:

the-tv-light:

lookatthewords:

goatsy:

Reblog if your cramps have ever

  • made you vomit
  • lasted between 2-3 days
  • stopped you from being able to walk or run
  • made you cry

It’s not considered a viable excuse on any occasion, and I would like to know why.

add

  • woken you up at night the pain was so bad

also

  • made you pass out

I’ve never passed out or threw up but I’ve had cramps make me cry and not be able to walk it was terrible

(via monalisasmiled)

ϟ The Magic Begins Challenge: A Scene You Really Wanted To Be In The Movies, But Wasn’t

Have a biscuit, Potter.

(via stupidape)

madhattersfutterwhacken:

greymichaela:

validatemyselfhate:

biliouskaiju:

My new favorite gif set. 

how do cats stay alive for more than three seconds

Cats are so fucking stupid I want a thousand

How come when I get a cat she’s just lazy and mean while these nigguhs get the best of the best

(Source: iraffiruse, via ihaventgonecrazyyet)

From the first moment I met you, your arrogance and conceit, your selfish disdain for the feelings of others made me realize that you were the last man in the world I could ever be prevailed upon to marry.

(Source: rouxx, via greeenarrow)

dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble
ellen degeneres comes to me

dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble

ellen degeneres comes to me

(Source: alsocool, via ihaventgonecrazyyet)